My coworker asked me for my thoughts on the Nintendo Switch 2 Direct. Since he was in a meeting, I took notes. And since I took notes, here they are.

  • Mario Kart World
    • New Mario Kart was the one thing I figured was guaranteed since MK 8 was 11 years old
    • Looks really nice - feels like PS4-era graphics?
    • Like the idea of a circuit as one continuous race
    • Free roam is a cute feature
    • Only saw 1 new racer but I think it was one of the cows from Moo Moo Meadows. lol
  • Hardware features
    • GameChat
      • Did not call the C button being for game chat.
      • Nintendo just straight up lifting Discord’s voice UI is a bold choice
    • GameShare
      • Welcome back, one of the best features of the DS!
      • Online play via GameShare is wild, though
    • Hardware details
      • 1080p up to 120 fps, with 4K docked, makes me more certain this is basically a PS4
      • I’m really hoping magnetic joycons feel less flimsy/fragile when attached and used in handheld mode compared to the rails
      • No mention of the joysticks being Hall Effect; hopefully they’ve fixed the drift issue…
      • Two charging ports is smart. More handhelds should do this.
  • Enhanced games
    • Super Mario Party Jamboree: Neat and all but this is still my least favorite Mario Party in a while… it’s so sloooooow
    • Switch Zeldas: Very cool to see. Don’t think I necessarily need to play these again, but they look nice. The phone thing is a fun gimmick, but at least Nintendo is thinking about stuff like that.
    • Kirby and the Forgotten Land: This is basically DLC, right? Fun game but man this was WAY too hard at points for a Kirby game
    • Metroid Prime 4: Switch 2 Edition: This is how I’ll probably wait to play this. Kinda wild to see Nintendo offering graphical settings
    • Pokemon Legends Z-A: See, now Nintendo is making problems for me: I want to play this game but I don’t want to buy it once and then buy the upgrade pack too to play it on Switch 2.
  • Mouse Mode games: Give me Mario Paint 2 or give me death
  • Third party games
    • Elden Ring: Well, didn’t see THAT coming. ā€œTarnished Editionā€ is right; gameplay looking a little rough.
    • Hades II: Not surprised, and this’ll be great. Hades still probably the most-played game on my original Switch. However, I already have it on Steam…
    • Street Fighter 6: Local wireless and exclusive game modes, but no mention of allowing the Switch into the current online play. Pass
    • Daemon x Machina 2: Day 1 purchase for me, no questions
    • Split Fiction: Already playing this! It’s actually a great couch co-op game, my wife loves it
    • Sports: zzzzz
    • Hogwarts Legacy: didn’t play it before, not gonna play it now either
    • THPS 3+4: Yeah, probably a day 1 purchase for this too
    • Hitman World of Assassination: I haven’t played this Hitman game, but in general modern Hitman games are really fun. A James Bond crossover is interesting. Playing on Goldeneye nostalgia?
    • Bravely Default HD: I have a funny comment about this that is also a story spoiler so if you haven’t played it I’m just gonna say: Bravely Default is very fun and I’ll probably get this.
    • Yakuza 0: I’m not gonna buy it and play it again but Yakuza 0 is one of the best games I’ve ever played, happy to see it on Switch. Expect the rest of the series to follow.
    • Hyrule Warriors: Age of Imprisonment: it might be nice to have a Hyrule Warriors that doesn’t run like garbage (a thing we haven’t had since the Wii U, of all things). I’ll end up picking this up.
    • GameCube library on Switch Online membership: this just continues to be worth the money. F-Zero GX definitely the one I’m most interested to play right off the bat.
    • Deltarune: This another one of those ā€œnot surprised to see it on Switch, happy to see it on Switch, but I already have it on Steamā€ moments
    • Borderlands 4: They’re still making these? Sure, why not. Borderlands is fun.
    • Civilization VII: If they fix the problems the PC version has, I might pick this up, but the PC one launched in really sad shape for a premium AAA title.
    • Survival Kids: Okay, it’s extremely funny to see a Konami franchise last seen on the Game Boy Color in like 1999 come back for the Switch 2. This may or may not be good, I’ll probably hold off on picking it up.
    • Enter the Gungeon 2: This should be extremely good if it runs well.
    • Starseeker: I don’t know what this is, and the animation looks a little rough, but it gives me No Man’s Sky vibes, so might be worth a look.
    • Cyberpunk 2077 Ultimate Edition: Is this finally what gets me to play CP2077? Guess we’ll find out.
    • FF7 Remake Intergrade: I had a lot of fun with Remake after adjusting my expectations. This is pretty cool to see on a Nintendo platform again.
    • The lightning round at the end (most of these I had no opinion on other than ā€œthat looks coolā€):
      • Puyo Puyo Tetris 2S: Glad to see this series finally getting more consistent US localizations. Another good couch game.
      • Star Wars Outlaws: Maybe I’m underselling the Switch 2’s hardware capabilities. šŸ˜‚
      • Grimdark Pac-man and Raidou Remastered are also on my to-buy list
      • Professor Layton and the New World of Steam: Wait, that’s not a Switch 2 game, that’s coming out THIS year for Switch 1. (And I’ll probably get it.)
    • The Duskbloods: Okay, Nintendo scoring a Fromsoft exclusive is huge. A lot of people who have been begging Sony for a new Bloodborne for years are gonna love this: this feels like it’s trying to evoke Bloodborne without explicitly being set in that universe. But a multiplatyer vampire extraction shooter? No thanks.
      • "Run! It's Bloodborne!" "It looks like Bloodborne but due to international copyright laws - it's not."
  • Kirby Air Riders: I cannot imagine this is the game a lot of people wanted from Masahiro Sakurai, but man, Kirby Air Ride was fun. I’ll play this for sure. (Did he really have to say that the first one came out on the Gamecube over 20 years ago though?? My bones hurt.)
  • Donkey Kong Bananza: I honestly cannot believe it took this long to get Donkey Kong in a 3D platformer? With what looks like completely destructible environments, too. This looks extremely fun.
  • The price: 450 is approaching the point of a PC handheld.